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#my cow goes queue
#sunshine loves dogs
k-lionheart:

pussoliath:

WHY DO PUPPIES DO THIS LIKE LEG THROWING THING IT’S SO CUTE I WANT TO PUKE

OKAY FUN STORY TIME BITCHES: ABOUT A FEW YEARS BACK I HAD A SHIH TZU PUPPY NAMED TOBY. EVERY TIME WE CALLED HIM OVER HE WOULD RUN IN TO US IN THIS WAY. PICTURE A LITTLE SHIH TZU ADORABLE PUPPY RUNNING WITH EVERYTHING HE HAD AT YOU WHILST LIFTING HIS LITTLE PAWS TO DO THIS. I DIED EVERYTIME. SO I ASKED THE LADY WHO GAVE HIM TO US WHY HE DID THAT AND SHE SAID THAT IT’S REAL COMMON IN MALE PUPPIES TO DO THIS BECAUSE IT’S THEIR WAY OF EXPRESSING THEMSELVES AS FIERCE AND DOMINANT AS THEY CAN BE. IT’S THE EQUIVALENT TO A LION CUB PRACTICING HIS ROAR. 
I SERIOUSLY CANNOT. OFMG

k-lionheart:

pussoliath:

WHY DO PUPPIES DO THIS LIKE LEG THROWING THING IT’S SO CUTE I WANT TO PUKE

OKAY FUN STORY TIME BITCHES: ABOUT A FEW YEARS BACK I HAD A SHIH TZU PUPPY NAMED TOBY. EVERY TIME WE CALLED HIM OVER HE WOULD RUN IN TO US IN THIS WAY. PICTURE A LITTLE SHIH TZU ADORABLE PUPPY RUNNING WITH EVERYTHING HE HAD AT YOU WHILST LIFTING HIS LITTLE PAWS TO DO THIS. I DIED EVERYTIME. SO I ASKED THE LADY WHO GAVE HIM TO US WHY HE DID THAT AND SHE SAID THAT IT’S REAL COMMON IN MALE PUPPIES TO DO THIS BECAUSE IT’S THEIR WAY OF EXPRESSING THEMSELVES AS FIERCE AND DOMINANT AS THEY CAN BE. IT’S THE EQUIVALENT TO A LION CUB PRACTICING HIS ROAR. 

I SERIOUSLY CANNOT. OFMG

(Source: you-renevergonnabealone)

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#teen wolf
#stiles stilinski
#derek hale
#tw au
#I need a shin for this

aconits:

Once Upon A Time In Beacon Hills

Derek Hale as Killian Jones

Stiles Stilinski as Peter Pan

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snakejolras:

thechamberofsecrets:

it’s so weird that harry potter took place in the 90’s

space jam was being filmed while voldemort was taking over the wizarding world

come on and slam and welcome to azkaban

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#what the fck no
#it unites the border countries
#and causes hatred and distrust between every other country

musedotmuoffcial:

Things that unite Europe

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#teen wolf
#stiles stilinski
#wolf!stiles
#YES

lolafeist:

ladyofthelog:

vangoghstars:

I also suddenly really care about werewolf stiles. It is an affliction. I just… I want to know how gross his room smells in the spot where he spilled his sea monkeys in the 3rd grade and how he can’t sleep for the hum of his computer at night because it’s deafening and how Scott smells like…

WEREWOLF STILES AND HIS BLUE EYES HAVE TAKEN OVER MY LIFE

Werewolf Stiles falling out of the driver’s side of his Jeep as usual, standing there blinking, holding the entire fucking door he just ripped off its hinges, and Scott’s like, “Listen, I didn’t say it made you graceful.”

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fangpants:

Why do dudes always wanna know your bra size tho, what are they gonna do, buy you bras?? Cause that would be very helpful bras cost a lot of money i would save a fortune

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#teen wolf
#lydia martin

sinyhale:

a genius, yes.   a psychic, no.

allison (x) derek (x) scott (x) stiles (x)

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#the xena theme song in your panties
#goshhhh cute
completely-dunn:


wifipassworcl:

thepottertardis:

apertures413thdoctor:

pleatedjeans:

via

Ellen what the fuck happened in 1998

ellen degeneres came out in 1997

yeah but ellen what happened in 2014

ellen page came out in 2014

completely-dunn:

wifipassworcl:

thepottertardis:

apertures413thdoctor:

pleatedjeans:

via

Ellen what the fuck happened in 1998

ellen degeneres came out in 1997

yeah but ellen what happened in 2014

ellen page came out in 2014

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poupon:

izzy-rabu:

hangthecode:

Jack was employed into service for the East India Trading Company and was given command of the Wicked Wench. However, after he set free a cargo of slaves, his employer, Cutler Beckett, had Jack branded as a pirate and the Wench set aflame and sunk. After failing to rescue the Wench, Sparrow struck a bargain with the ghostly captain of the Flying Dutchman, Davy Jones, to resurrect his beloved vessel. Jones returned the ship to Jack in near perfect condition except for the permanently charred hull. This prompted Jack to rename her the Black Pearl

(via)

I DIDN’T KNOW THIS WHAT.

danged sympathetic fictional pirates and their refusal to engage in the slave trade, I’ll tell you what. 

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#natasha romanoff

clintbarttons:

"I need to make that clear on my business card. Espionage is shadow warfare. Cold combat."

Black Widow #004